maryjaneside4s: I heard you like blunts, so I put an blunt in your blunt so you can get high while you get high.

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

"The secret isn’t to find someone you love spending time with - I love spending time with a lot of people. The secret isn’t to find someone that you find attractive - I find a lot of people attractive for many different reasons. The secret isn’t to find someone who is nice - there are tons of nice people in the world. The secret is to find someone who wants exactly what you want. Someone who is ready to give you all they’ve got, and in turn be ready to accept all the love you have to give. The world is filled with people in relationship of “loves you more” & “I have to act mean so they will like me back” or “I am just not ready.” Please do not waste any more of your precious time. You are an amazing creature. You deserve to be loved until your insides melt. Don’t give up on all the things you want. When you meet the right person you will have zero doubt in your mind. Zero."

 (via xokrista)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell
lolzpicx: when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
believetheressomethingmore: colourless-minds: who doesn’t want a sloth on their blog? black and white blog.
mamarosexo: chlorodream: THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN i dont even really like cats..but OMGAWH
i-am-the-oracular-spectacular: Once for all…

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

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I am the potoo

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I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

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pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

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it’s not as easy as it looks

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I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

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because, according to legend,

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I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

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I approve of this so much.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet